Hurricane force winds will sweep through the house.
Leaving a path of havoc and chaos.
Strewing bits of Kleenex and the foam from a changing pad all over the floor.
Ripping cushions off of chairs during the 2 hours that Mom is gone. And where is Mom? Enjoying a girls night out? On a spring wardrobe shopping spree?
Proudly watching her daughter Julia get an academic award for a 4.0 GPA for first semester. Way to go Julia!
Anybody know where I can rent a front end loader to clean out this mess?
1 week ago