**Insert obligatory mom story about only having three TV channels when I was a kid and having to play outside all day.**
**Insert obligatory childrens' eye roll**
Thankfully, Ryan and Emma entertain themselves pretty well, as long as I can tolerate the mess. (And if you've seen my house, you know I can.) Today, I was sitting at my computer trying to organize a blog tour** for my book and I noticed Emma prancing in the entry way. Wearing a bag. A gift bag.
This picture doesn't do it justice, but she's ripped out the bottom of the bag and the handles are her shoulder straps.
Why yes, she is doing a pageant move with her fists under her chin. Why do you ask? *blinks*
Note: my children are not involved in pageants. Julia, who just turned 14, is obsessed with Toddlers and Tiaras and has taught poor innocent Emma how to walk with cupcake hands and blow kisses in the shape of a heart. God help me.
But why stop with dresses?
**Book Blog Tour: I am putting together a book blog tour for Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes. The tour will start on my blog on the release date, July 12 and travel to other blogs for 2-3 weeks. If you'd like to be part of it, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks!